ice mommy

a female who likes to floss diamonds/jewelry ostentatiously

These ice mommies think they're all that.

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mommy meat

The vag.The meat that Mommy made you with.

I can't wait to taste that mommy meat.

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milk mommy

The female responsible for giving birth to milk brothers. Please refer to definition of milk brother.

Hey bro, lets call up our milk mommy. I will take her ass if you don't mind. Just don't spoil her.

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Mommy B.O.

Body odor of no merit achieved from doing meaningless chores all day that no one is even grateful for, just to have then undone then redone tomorrow.

(A mom to her single friend)
Mom: "After driving Dylan to soccer in my Toyota Highlander (the mini-van of the 2000's), and going grocery shopping I developed mommy B.O. I couldn't even shower before my parent/teacher conference"

Friend: "uh well, maybe if you took five minutes to talk about something people actually gave a shit about these problems wouldn't plague you"

Mom: "Whatever"

Friend: " and you wonder why your husband is fucking the dental hygienist"

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sloppy mommy

A mother that had so many children her vaginal lips hang down to the floor.

The Sloppy mommy left snail tracks while walking across the Linoleum floor.

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Mommy milkers

A farming husband, milking his cow of a wife. Not to be mistaken with boobs

Call the mommy milkers! This party is full of nothing but cows

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suga mommy

A Rich Woman That Some Guy Uses For Her Money.

guy 1: "that girl is so ugly dude, why you wit her?"
guy 2: "dude, shes a suga mommy."

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