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When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.
She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!
Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.
1. One who looks a bit like a homeless person.
2. One who does not comb their hair.
3. One who wears old beat-up cloths.
4. Someone who is physically a mess.
Sally would look like a total rag-a-muffin till she bathed, did her hair and put on clean cloths.
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a: A large muffin that is shared as a snack before a cuddling session.
b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.
c: A regular cuddlebuddy.
I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.
Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.
He's my cuddlemuffin.
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It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!
Person A: You're such a shag muffin!
Person B: Thanks!
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After a man shoots his load all over a womens clit, she makes him eat it.
After Matt shot his load all over Jenn's twat,she insisted he eat her protein muffin.
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(n): A spoiled, entitled, bratty child of exceptionally rotten demeanor. Referring to a muffin that should have been discarded.
You should have seen the tantrum that was thrown by a garbage muffin I saw in Safeway!
"I hate you and you're stupid! I want candy, now!", screamed the Garbage Muffin.
Garbage Muffins aren't born, they're made.
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The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.
'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'
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