Munchi - Another word for Vagina, but to be discreet.
"I once shoved a glass serum bottle up my munchi/moonchi, it broke and mangeled my munchi."
"OH SHIT?!?! YOUR MOONCHI IS DESTROYED??"
Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.
“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”
When a woman is craving cock so bad, she will take any man.
Sharon has the man munchies, and she will be taking someone home tonight.
the fair that hides munchies in the middle of the night
"Bro there’s lunchables in the fridge we ain’t buy "
"No way bro it had to be the munchie fairy"
When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)
I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream
A short, annoying little person who is a total farm hick and doesn't like being called by this name.
Normally used to annoy said person.
Person 1: Hey, who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's (Raises voice DRAMATICALLY HIGH so person being talked about can hear) MUNCHIE-CAN!!!!
Said Munchie-Can: GOODDD DAMN IT!!!!! *Stomps over and hits you in the boob.*
Becoming hungry to eat out girls for breakfast, lunch, dinner or even a snack.
Ben: “Oh fuck mate, I’m hungry”
Harry: “Do you wanna swing by Hungry Jacks?”
Ben: “Nah mate, I’ve got the slut munchies!”
Harry: “Oh shit! Well let’s see what Grace is up to!”