Mustard jar
Praise the lord
Oh my god
Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay
When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.
That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!
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A term to identify white people who have this pale-yellowish complexion on their skin.
“HEY! That lady is a mustard sauce.”
A used condom replete with fluids, typically found on the ground in outdoor "parking" areas frequented by couples.
We were strolling in the park down by the lake, and right there on the ground were many packets of lakeshore mustard glistening in the moonlight that we managed to side-step.
When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum
“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”
Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out
Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard
Fuck hes just like concrete mustard
I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard