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Person 1: did you hesr that nancy
Person 2: OMG NANCY 😭 /NEG
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to punctuate desperation in order to change a circumstance
Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.
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A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow
"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"
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In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.
Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!
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nancy is someone who is thoughtful and passionate, someone who cares about others feelings and puts their needs before her own, unless them needs have something to do with bts. shes a jimin stan and has conversations with her lifesized cutout of him. nancy owns 3 dogs, dolly, goochi? and frodo, and recently she got 2 rabbits called iris and ivy. she is the best person in the universe apart from wooyoung, taehyung, joe keery, dacre montgomery, joseph quinn and tobey maguire.
nancy russell had convos with cardboard
That neighbour with no concept of privacy that constantly watches you whenever she can to see what you're doing as if you're some kind of alien species.
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: My neighbour watches me like a hawk.
Person 1: She's just a Nosey Nancy, you'll be fine.