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A category of fatality invoked during, and due to, the self-taking of a photograph. Like a 'Darwin Award' recipient, but a true event.
Did you hear about the couple's fatal fall in Yosemite National Park while taking a cliff edge photo in October 2018? Just another case of natural selfielection.
mostly just swears but still good
guy: nature tapes
other guy: it made my muscles involintarily flex
The sex act of when you put your dick in ground and a worm gets in your urethira and you nut so hard you force it out with your jizz
I was motherfucking nature so hard last night that the worn died
an orgasm (it’s called this because when you orgasm you get tired)
“I just took my daily dose of natural melatonin, and it felt amazing.”
Someone that dresses like they are going camping, but isn't leaving the suburbs anytime soon. Nature snobs are typically found stalking shoppers in sporting good retail outlets, telling embellised nature stories to impress other nature snobs.
Nature Snob; "I climbed Mt. Shasta in under 2 hours while wearing these $200 over priced name brand hiking boots. Yeah, I'm totally outdoorsy."
The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.
"We were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed Nature's Bidet"
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A fetish for eating someone’s pee and poop together in a bowl
Tim likes when Melanie pees and poops in a bowl so he can have natures cereal