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"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."
To attempt to sleep with a friends ex, with knowledge, and fail.
Did you hear Mick needled Gaz’s ex?
Someone who works themselves to death
I don't want to be trapped in an office, I am not a needle man
When something is interesting, as in ideas or events.
You went to the midnight showing? That's nifty needles.
AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.
Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.
Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.
Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'
Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming
Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
A dry wedding hosted by addicts
Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow