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The feudal lords (male and female) want 100 billion dollars from sports fans, or they lose cam Newton, and soon enough, their team. People talk shit about Jerry Richardson now, but Jerry Richardson didn't try to control sports fans with threats. Even when the Panthers were having their worst seasons, their stadium didn't seem like a big circus tent, ready to pack up and head for another town.
The feudal lords say the sports fans won't keep Cam Newton or their team without hell to pay.
The worst quarterback in NFL history. Not only does he overthrow every single receiver, he also started the dab trend, the most obnoxious celebration to ever be created. In order to make him feel better about himself, the NFL awarded him with league MVP in 2015 for completing over 50% of his passes for the first time in his career. He has a group of gay followers who like to make excuses for why he is so bad, often citing his recent injury history as a reason for his poor performances. In 2019 he got his starting job taken from him by local Walmart employee and undrafted quarterback Kyle Allen.
Question 1. Who is the worst quarterback to ever step foot on a football field?
Answer: Cameron Gaylord Newton aka Cam Newton
An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.
Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"
Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."
Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."