cash rash

A severe allergic reaction, usually found on the upper thighs or ass cheeks, brought about by any amount of money ‘burning a hole in your pocket.’ The only known cure is to spend every cent of your Welfare check, Social Security check or Paycheck before midnight on payday – no matter what your financial obligations might be. Purchases generally include such low-rent essentials as cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor, drugs, new release DVDs or CDs. Expenses such as rent, car payments, insurance, clothing or food are not considered to be essentials and therefore are not factored into the equation.

“Ouch! I gotta buy some cigarettes, DVDs and lottery tickets, quick - before I get a cash rash! I had a lot of overtime this week!”

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Jonny Cashed

Is the white ashes left in a bowl after is is smoked.
Is a saying that usually makes everybody agree with you after smoking.
Just another name for the ending of a bowl.

"This bowl is Jonny Cashed", "Yeah for sure lets pack another one"

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Cash Machine

Another way of saying Ass To Mouth, or ATM for short (ATM of course meaning Automated Teller Machine, another way of saying Cash Machine)

She went and did a Cash Machine on me, dirty bitch!

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cash nasty

to steal, take away something in an epic manner. similar to yoink.

dude, did that fucking raccoon cash nasty my Twix?

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johny cash

undoubtable one of the best musicians known to man.

johny cash kicks your ass all up and down

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Fast Cash

1.) Forty dollars
2.) $40.00
3.) Two twenty dollar bills

“I have to stop by the ATM to get a fast cash”.

or

“Dude it cost me 3 fast cash to fill up my truck last night”.

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cashing out

1.) verb. 'To cash out.' to exploit a situation to such an extent that you gain financial, sexual or food-based rewards for your efforts

2.)verb. 'To cash out on.'
to cash out on. to beat another man so comprehensively at any competition that the beating is equivalent to ejaculating on their face. e.g. "I cashed out all over his face."

1.) "I cashed out on some sexy pre-teens"
2.) "I cashed out all over his face."
3.) "I'm cashing out this weekend"
3.) "You just cashed the boys out in a big way."

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