When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.
Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge
Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!
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When anything left uncovered in a fridge is sucked dry of all its moisture.
Oh no! My cheese has been totally fridge-fucked.
When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.
It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.
The little thing that makes your lightblub go on and off when you open the door
She pushed in the fridge clit and the lightbulb went off
1.(noun) Something useless
2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.
This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.
Fridge nugget is used to express anger, worriedness, and when something doesn’t go your way.
“FRIDGE NUGGETS my pencil won’t sharpen and it’s the only one I have”