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a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;
relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;
a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
-"She chose UC-Irvine over MIT?"
-"Yeah, it's a two-body problem. Her boyfriend works at UCLA."
When you move from playing one online game to play another online and you are trying to brush off your playing style from the previous game that is interfering with your current game.
Team Player 1: Darn it, I fell for that trap. Need a respawn
Team Player 2: You were running circles around these noobs yesterday bro whats up?
Team Player 3: I got you in a sec fam, hang tight.
Team Player 1: Sorry peeps, I am recovering from another game. Played that new game that got released yesterday all day and still not over it
Team Player 2: Other Game Problem? all good, you gonna die a few times. Best practice is on the field I guess.
Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.
Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝
“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹
high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.
One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."
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It's the people.
Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.
These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.
The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.
Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.
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First World Problems is stupid problems we have that does not effect our/other lives in any major way.
Compared to third world problems our problems don't mean shit.
Guy 1: (Shouting) Fuck I pissed on the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Sigh First World Problems.
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