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Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.
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When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".
Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.
Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.
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A euphemism used to describe getting the raw end of a deal. This can be used in place of getting screwed, getting fucked. The term originated from the common cover "We're going on a canoe trip!" used by couples to mask the fact that they're just heading to a cabin for sexual relations.
Scott: "Hey Will, how's your canoe trip?"
Will: "Getting railed. They're fucking me, brother."
Wife: "Honey, how was work today?"
Husband: "It was a real canoe trip."
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Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.
''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''
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Just when I thought there couldn't be a bigger Douche canoe ...Donald Trump came along
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Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.
Canoe: Small boat.
Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!
Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
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When a man freezes his shit and then later uses it on a female companion as a dildo.
I totaly gave julie the mahoganey canoe last night.
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