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Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.
Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."
A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.
We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.
Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans
John is a jello bean
A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex
aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour
The act of inserting your tongue into a jello shot while rotating the cup using a circular motion to release its contents without need of a finger or kitchen utensil.
Did you see how Becky 'rimmed' that jello shot without crinkling the cup? She's got jello shot rimming down to a science! That girl's going places.