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You should have listened the first time
"Anyway, we should fuck sometime."
"What?"
"Never mind!"
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To persuade/convince someone to do something as if they wanted to do it.
My father mind ninja me into choosing that movie
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a person or persons who cannot see beyond their own set of values and/or will not accept them. Is often related to religious matters, where people cannot accept the other religion's beliefs. It often happens where one is in ignorance.
"YOU NARROW MINDED PIECE OF F--KING S--T, CANT YOU SEE HOW YOU ARE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF?? SEE SOMEONE ELSE'S SIDE FOR HELL'S SAKE!!"
My brother can be narrow minded because he thinks that all gays have HIV, and that it is stupid to be gay, and you always get AIDS when you butt-fuck someone.
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A mentally created condom used to help prevent the spread of MTDs (Mentally Transmitted Diseases). This is the only way to help prevent the spread of MTDs, the only thing that can make any sexual act involving the mind very dangerous. Mind condoms are mentally generated, and in no way reduce the pleasure of sexual activities involving the mind, other than the time it takes to mentally generate a mind condom. Mind condoms are generated by concentrating on their mind and nervous system being wrapped in rubber or a similar water proof substance. The more partners involved in a sexual mind act, the longer one will have to concentrate on creating a mind condom, in order to prevent the mind condom from failing. It is recommended that all partners involved in the mentally sexual act have a mind condom ready.
Don't be insane, cover your brain with a mind condom.
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Mind poo is when you need to a do a real shit but really can not be bothered walking that whole 5 metres to the toilet. So instead of walking. You do a massive shit in your mind and hope that you no longer need to go for a shit in real life. Thinking too hard may cause you to do a real shit.
Guy 1: I really need a shit but i cant be bothered going to the toilet.
Guy 2: Dude just do a mind poo.
Guy 1: A mind what????
Guy 2: A shit in ur mind.
Guy 1: *does shit in mind* Dude that feel heaps better.
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where you are concentrating on an object e.g a fit woman and you accidently blow your load in your pants
corr i think i just mind jizz'd over sophie reade
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Alzheimer's disease (AD), one form of dementia. A progressive, degenerative brain disease. It affects memory, thinking, and behavior.
— "Honey... why is your grandma acting as if it were the first time we meet?"
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."
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