E-wood Egg Nog

Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.

I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.

or

I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?

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you're the nig to my nog

what two black people say to eachother when they are in love

shaniqua: you're the nig to my nog
tyrese: thank

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rangle fangle nig nog

An exclamation meaning a black person. Usually screamed or yelled down a hallway.

"Rangle Fangle nig nog!"

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snig-snog with my nig-nog

having a sniggle (cigarette) with a friend.

"Man, work sucked balls today. I could really go for a snig-snog with my nig-nog."

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PO-NOG-RA-FA!

The broken-up, back-water way Republican Jesse Helms refers to pornography as told by Bill Hicks

-Skin flicks.... or as Jesse Helms calls it, PO-NOG-RA-FA! I don't think you can be against something until you can pronounce it correctly- Bill Hicks

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Booty Nog

When the Anus is filled with EggNog and Semen then drank with a straw.

Me and the boys made some Booty Nog last night and took turns drinking it.

yog nog

Another word for Handjob/Blowjob

"Last night my girl gave me some good yog nog."