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Mill Park is a stupid place in victoria that is about 20 minutes north of melbourne. It is inhabited by mostly fully sick wogs with fully sick flip phones bro! Fuck them, fuck them all.
mill park person: OMGZZZZZ MATE WHEREZ MAH FLIP PHONE BRO?!?!?!
normal person: fuck you. fuck you anally. fuck you anally with a kendo stick. stop breathing.
mill park person: BUT BRO WUT IF MARIO SMS'Z ME MATE!?
normal person: mario wont. mario hates you. we all do. you are not wanted on this planet. go die. a horrible, painful death.
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aka jerk mills. this is so is cuz da bus dont come mon! u gotta curse at the street!!
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Where your mom's from
Can also be used to describe what your mom is (if your mom has lots of kids by different fathers, she in essence IS the puppy mill. You are the puppy.)
Customer walking into a pet store: "These dogs are all from puppy mills."
Associate Melissa: "Your mom's from a puppy mill"
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A rapper who is inferior to Drake
"Damn, did you hear about the beef between Meek Mill and Drake?"
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A hell pit full with disgustang southern gurls, wannabe football stars, and weirdos. Everyone believes they are grown up and do bad shit. Many “accidents” have happened here *AHEM* like two kids getting it down in the bathroom. There are very few actually DECENT people there. It’s a bad bad place
Sarah: “Did you hear that Feagin Mill lost another basketball game again?”
Claire: “Honestly, I’m not surprised”
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The act of receiving pussy 24/7
He's a good looking guy, he must be a cunt mill(no homo)
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The closest thing to a real royston vasey, New Mills is a town in the North of England with more charity shops than people with a normal amount of chromosomes.
New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.
Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.
New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.
New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.
Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
Jeff "my friend from New Mills has invited me to his house next week"
Brian "make sure you're up to date with your jabs and under no conditions make eye contact with the locals"
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