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a term meaning 'stupid wild ass guess'
person 1: how do you know that?
parson 2: just my swag.
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short, blunt variant of metrosexual; a straight urban male who pays close attention to his appearance and is savvy to the latest trends, gossip, etc.; a man who acts like a stereotypical queer man in every place but the barroom and the bedroom
Cindy glanced at Eric, who was out for a smoke, and then remarked to Amy, "God, why are all the hot guys gay around here?"
Amy recoiled. "What are you talking about?"
"Look at Eric. You can tell he works out and he dresses way better than I could even if I could afford it. He always jokes-"
"Cindy," Amy interrupted, "I hope you're kidding. Eric is so not gay."
"Oh, don't give me that. He's so-"
Amy interrupted again. "Umm, his nickname is 'Eric Fletcher, the Vagina Stretcher.' He's a swag. I can't believe you didn't know."
Cindy glanced back at Eric again and licked her lips.
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Sex With A Ginger
A ginger is female characterized by red hair, ranging from a light, fairy-like strawberry blonde; to a dark, seductive auburn. Studies have proven they have more sex than any other hair color.
Obviously, having SWAG is the best thing a guy can do.
Guy #1: Hey dude, you have SWAG!
Guy #2: I know bro, and it's awesome!
Guy #1: Yeah man, I need to find me a ginger, they're wicked good in bed.
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Swag is an acronym used by a group of men in the U.S.A. during the 60s that means...
S- Secretly
W- We
A- Are
G- Gay
Unknowing Jerk That Everyone Hates: I've got so much SWAG
Knowing Person: Yes. Yes you do.
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SWAG means Secretly, We Are Gay. It was invented in 600 B.C by Master Chong. He would fight other masters using kung-fu, and yell out swag, because he would come in contact with his opponent and he would tell them that secretly he was gay, and the opponent knew, because he was also gay. All Masters knew this, and this was the way of gay marriage. Masters would make their own gay families of asians, and pass down the phrase "swag" to their gay faggot children over centuries. Now you see Asians saying swag down the street, typical Asian tradition. When you see two Asian males with OBEY hats saying SWAG to each other, you know the deal.
Asian Guy: SWAG?
Other Asian Guy: SWAG.
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to have a lot of the opposite sex that arent ur boyfriend/girlfried. Their like you booty call.
Their go's some of my swags right there.
Here come my swag.
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