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It means you are doing your best to live this life you were thrown into with little direction and experience.
Friend: Bro I heard you got fired from you job over some bs. What are you doing with your life?
Me: Yea man, Trying To Live My Best Life.
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phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
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This phrase has 2 uses:
Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.
Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
John says a funny joke.
Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE
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Being extremely irritated with something that happens way too often in your life
From Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber) by Death Grips
Guy 1: Hey, sorry your girl left you.
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, this shit's been happening to me my whole fucking life.
It's a show full of discord mods.
I'm going to watch My 600 LB life
Show lasting one year-given an undeserved axe despite having had some of the most memorable and relateable characters.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.
Fan: Hey, have you heard of My So-Called Life?
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*
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When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.
P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
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