a shit mic bought at the back of a Lynn Popeyes used by fake muslims. This mic will make you ears bleed as they get slowly burned and sawed off as static electricity corrupts them
guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs
a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims
guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed
a shit headset bought at the back of popeyes that make all your friends yell at you over playstation
friend:hey you wanna buy adams mic?
me: no that shit sounds like a paper rustling over an avalanche
To destroy a pussy with an unexpectidly big black cock, while you are a skinny white guy wearing an afro
"I want to mic somebody in the elevator"
"Yesterday he mic'd the shit out of me!"
"They are mixin' her hard!"
The attempt and epic fail at Karaoke.
That girl was at the bar and abused that mic so bad that she got a bottle thrown at her head.
when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
When a toxic 9 year old on Xbox live digests the mic
Yo kid stop eating the mic man