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Crazed testosterone driven male who takes over every thought, moment and feeling your daughter has and changes her into someone unrecognizable as the person you knew but was honorable enough to marry her and take responsibility for what he did as he was stealing her away and for that her mother loves him even though now he acts like every other man. Also, known as a Daughter Stealer.
My daughter has been gone since she met my Son In Law but I love him for loving her even though he plays video games while she cooks and cleans.
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The Friday before Mother's Day, when all the son's realize they forgot to get their Mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. So they take the day off work Friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of Son's Day), and end up with no money and no Mother's Day gift.
Son's Day was great this year, I woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. I hope I have enough money to get Mom a gift for Mother's Day on Sunday.
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when u are playing a game with someone and they are so good, u would say "DAMNNNNN SON" and maybe your 6 year old son would walk into your room saying "yes, daddy?" and then you will feel guilty for no reason and then in your head u are shooketh to the core and u are just sitting there like : "u wot m8" and then its game over. literally. oof
*playing random duos in fortnite* DAMN SON UR GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD *your 6 year old son walks in* "daddy did you call me?"
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1. Nas' 7th Album
2. Jesus is god's son
3. A pure person, who has never commited a sin, like jesus
The person who came up wit a definition before me is fucking retarded. First of all, god son isn't a nigga that prays too much. Second, even if Nas prays too much, does that mean that hes a fake rapper. That has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever heard
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Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.
"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"
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a person who would have benefitted the world by being an abortion or being born dead
bubbles off trailer park boys...ie, bubbles' is a son of a borton
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While having sex with a British girl from behind, slap her back until it turns red, then shout "Don't Tread on Me!" or "No taxation without representation!"
Jim: Hey, did you hear Andy's sleeping with Eliza?
Steve: that U.K. Exchange student? Andy's a traitor to the revolution!
Jim: No, it's okay, he gave her a Son of Liberty last night.
Steve: Oh, okay, no problem then. Damn lobsterbacks.
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