wauseon ohio

A shit hole in northwestern Ohio that's filled with thots and haters

Damn why do we have to go to wauseon Ohio where all the thots are

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Kirtland, Ohio

The place where the 2011 Ohio division 5 football champions play. Is also full of a bunch of people who bitch about how bad the school is.

Kirtland, Ohio rocks, Cuyahoga Heights sucks!

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Ohio💀

Ohio is a place where the things that happen there don't happen but do happen at the same time, if you enter Ohio💀... you do not exit.

What happens in you're wildest dreams happens in Ohio💀. The average day in Ohio💀 is like a living hell, your neighbors are all demons, creature, monsters and all diabolical things that happen. In Ohio there are 6 seasons, we have winter, summer, spring, fall, Ohio💀 and bro💀. The season Ohio💀 i 16 winters long and 3 hours long at the same time. If you enter the season Ohio💀 you leave instantly and you stay there forever at the same time, Everithing happens in Ohio💀 yet it dosen't. But some pepole have lived so long to disover bro💀.

Only one man has discoverd the season bro💀 but he never left, It is said that bro💀 is like Ohio💀 on steriods, LSD and weed on the same time.

In conclusion... DO NOT ENTER OHIO💀.

Person one: x3+y3+z3=k
Person two: Ohio💀

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ohio rope

when you spin your dick like a lasso and hook it on your parnter.

I was curious, so I let the horse give me and ohio rope. I was never the same.

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the ohio treatment

a sexual act where one partner takes drugs while getting a handjob from another partner all the while talking about a subject eventually giving someone a fetish for the topic

"I gave my GF the Ohio treatment and now she has a thing for doorknobs"

ohio snowball

When a male masturbates into a cup and freezes his sperm ( cum). When it's frozen they throw it at others (bystanders) off of a 2nd story or higher building while screaming "CUMBALL FIGHT" OR " SNOWBALLS FIGHT"

Dakota: "Man, I just have my girl a HIGE bruise. I think she's gonna break up with me!"
Ethan: "What!! How!!"

Dakota: " I Ohio Snowballed her accidentally on purpose...'
Ethan: "That's funny and horrible that your gonna be single, dude."
Dakota: "Yeah, and I didn't help that I'm a professional baseball pitcher and my nits are the size of tennis balls!!..."
Ethan: "DDDAAAMMMNN, next time invite me for the avalanche!!"

Ohio Rage

when someone gets angry in a weird way or does something aggressively in a weird way

Jeff: BRO I HATE THIS FUCKING MATH PROBLEM ITS SO FUCKING HARD WTF BRO!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: Bro got the Ohio rage 💀