"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."
A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.
Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"
To write a gigantic fanfic that is over 5 pages long. The phrase is commonly used by those familiar with fanfiction sites, such as Archive of Our Own (AO3). The person can deny it if they do not hold the creative prowess needed to write fanfiction.
"Yo bro, hop on Google Docs, we have to write about that excellent idea you had last night. I heard you made an artwork of it as well, let's write about it since you're so invested in it.
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."
80 year old english teacher that comes to school every morning baked off his ass.
That kid was doc'd its fuckin hilarious!
Abbreviated slang for ‘occupational physician’.
Called in sick the other day. My boss doesn’t trust me, so now I have to visit Doc Ock to have my symptoms checked.
Is a sexual position that requires a kitchen counter, an oral expert, a novelist, a Velociraptor named Blue, and the womanizer. Not recommended for amateurs. Generic womanizers are ok, but brand name is recommended; make sure womanizer is fully charged before attempting.
Lisa is going to get some Doc Colin action tonight.