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The piece of shit who is abusive and leaves you and if he has a kid he leaves it and never goes to him/her and they end up finding him wanting to kick the shit out of him for being such a asshole. Roger is a cocky douchebag that everyone thinks is cool but is overall a total douchebag that is a fucking cunt.
wow look who it is its a Roger
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A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."
Mister Rogers could kick Chuck Norris and Rambos ass at the same time!
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The guy with the TV show that many of us used to watch as a little kid. At times he´s a bit weird, but he definitely gets all the women.
J: Holy shit Mr. Rogers! I love you man. No gay shit!
Mr. Rogers: Nice to see that the kids give me appreciation. Oh pardon me...one of my wives just called me...
Mr. Rogers answers the phone
J(thinking to himself): Mr. Rogers is my hero
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A pretty cool sci-fi show featuring Gil Gerard and that chick who played Ricky's mother on Silver Spoons
Dr. Theopolis fuckin' rules man.
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The greatest film critic. Although we can all disagree with some of his reviews, he remains the best.
The skies are always dark with airborne filth in this Los Angeles of the future. It usually rains. The infrastructure looks a lot like now, except older and more crowded, and with the addition of vast floating zeppelins, individual flying cars, and towering buildings of unimaginable size. When I first saw the film I was impressed by the giant billboards with moving, speaking faces on them, touting Coca-Cola and other products. Now I walk over to Millennium Park and see giant faces looming above me, smiling, winking, and periodically spitting (but not Coke). As for the flying cars, these have been a staple of sci-fi magazine covers for decades, but remain wildly impractical and dangerous, unless locked into a control grid. - Roger Ebert on Blade Runner
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(1) Actor.
Star of the 1960's British TV show THE SAINT, about a Secret Agent.
Sean Connery starred as James Bond in the 1960's, followed by George Lazenby in just one movie "Her Majesty's Secret Service" in 1970. Then Roger Moore took over as James Bond for the 1970's and the early 1980's. LIVE AND LET DIE and THE SPY WHO LOVED ME stand out as two of his best.
(2) Roger = Penis, and Moore = More, therefore, "Roger Moore" is slang for "More Penis", ie, a HUGE cock, or a man who has one.
(2)TWO ASIAN CHICKS TALKING...
KAM: I tied a dating ping-pong playah, I want some rong dong.
LOON: Maybe we get some basky bah playah?
KAM: Yeah, rets get some Lojja Moah (Roger Moore).
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Sex God! Unfortunately, has every STD known to man. As a result, uses a ziplock bag when he performs his daily teabaggings. His penis is thicker than Hillary Clinton's ankles. Very dangerous.
Oh man! Roger made me sore for damn near a year. I best buy vaseline.
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