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-noun (n. klit- spĭt)
The presence or abundance of clear, watery fluid that seeps from sexually excited vaginas; commonly known as female ejaculate. Originally termed by a European philosopher in the middle-ages, the word was coined by a modern day emo in the early 2000’s. Derived from the Latin cliturus spiturus.
The idea of clit spit has long been shunned from the scientific and medical communities but it’s not like they would know because they never get laid anyways. It is even frequently taught in educational facilities to be only a legend.
The exact means of how clit spitting is achieved is yet unknown to man; though it is believed to be known to several species of dolphin. It is rumored that it can be accomplished through G-gasm or other methods not explainable in plain English. Although not documented, it is said that a Ukrainian girl clit spit using a crude sex toy strapped to a jackhammer.
Clit Spitting
-verb
The act of ejaculating clit spit from a horny pusseh. Mostly unknown to the male species.
Dude 1: "Dude, I had my hand all like in this girl's pants and-"
Dude 2: "WAS THERE ANY CLIT SPIT!?!"
Dude 1: "Nah I'm tellin' you dude, it's only a myth."
Dude 2: "Curse you media....."
Dudette 1: "Seriously I still think it doesn't exist..."
Dudette 2: "You just need to look at more pictures of George Clooney. The clit spit will cum eventually."
Clits spit directly at the will of Chuck Norris.
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That one spot on your eye that feels really good when you rub it.
Stasious: Bro I just hit the eye clit. I can't stop rubbing my eyes now
Cooper: Oh damn I love when that happens
Stasious: Me too tbh
Another term for lesbian sex or an all female orgy
Me and my girlfriend had a total clit war last night
used to describe when a girl's clitoris is so big and obvious that even a male virgin could find it. good for helping sexually inexperienced males practice
I went down on this girl last night and saw she had this real big beginner clit that even my 12 year-old brother could find.
When the clitoris gets erect and the blood flow increases. There for the clit blushes. Another term for a female erection.
Girl 1: “Omg look at this picture of Pitbull “
Girl 2: “Ugh yes, it’s making my clit blush”
Guy: “Miss gurl, you got that clit blush!”
A Gateway Clit is a clit that’s so huge it’s like you’re sucking on a small penis. Eventually you move on to bigger and bigger clits which turns into blowing guys. It’s basic science.
Have you heard about Tommy? He was with Amy who has a Gateway Clit and now he’s gay.