Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are ever changing the odds that President Trump would be re-elected, based on the good and bad news about him and his morally bankrupt administration, which make the headlines every day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, tens of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

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COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

Covid Crazy

People who are extremely scared of covid to the point that it ruins the lives of them and people around them.

I can’t hang out with John anymore. He won’t see me unless I wear 3 face masks and stand 30 ft from him. He really is covid crazy

Covid Arm

When over masterbating Due to the coronavirus causes a guy to have one buff, muscled up arm

Man look at his COVID ARM, he must’ve been jacking for days!

covid heroes

This refers to the medical personnel that selflessly put their lives on the line for people who may or may not have the covid 19 virus. These people don't look at themselves as heroes but truly are sent by God to help others. They are angels on earth.

Staring at a virus that could take their lives the covid heroes helped to save others.

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COVID Squeeze

When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.

Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.

My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.

covid poser

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.

Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”