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I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy
You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy
"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."
The worst BFNDI character ever because she's a sensitive cunt
"i fucking despise Needle from Beefy Die"
"Based"
To attempt to sleep with a friends ex, with knowledge, and fail.
Did you hear Mick needled Gaz’s ex?
AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.
Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.
The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
Idiom of crisis management, to be durable, resistant to difficult circumstances; delusional delicate condition.
To have stones on needles.
We have stones on needles.