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When someone who thinks they can fight threatens to punch someone they cannot beat
Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.
My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.
what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes
The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.
When you got fucked by some dude without a condom, then he dropped an anvil on your head and flew away with their elytra.
"Sup blud, have you ever been slacked" said Albi.
"Too many times to count." Elaina replies.
When you bust in a woman (or man because that’s cool too) without a condom
“Didi you pull out?” “Sorry, babe, you just got slacked”
To give a sloppy blowjob to a non-erect penis. When a guy can't get it up, but the girl sucks on his loose rope anyways in a messy fashion.
"Darnelle couldn't get it up last night bc he was too drunk, but I slacked him up anyways"
"Wow, what a good person you are!"
To give a sloppy blowjob to a non-erect penis. When a guy can't get it up, but the girl sucks on his loose rope anyways in a messy fashion..
"Darnelle couldn't get it up last night bc he was too drunk, but I slacked him up anyways"
"Wow, what a good person you are!"