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n: The solid,still edible mass formed when reconstituted grits have sat without stirring and, often, without heat.
Dude, why'd you serve me grit lock?
If you'd been on time, it'd be creamy and delicious.
A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.
Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!
When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.
If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.
I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.
giving some finger-love to a gal's headmistress;
twiddling the twat;
giving a girl's clit a run for its money;
etc.
So did you tickle the lock last night?
Nah, she was an uptight prude and wouldnt even let me come upstairs.
To keep valuable information from a friend
Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!
A lock on your fridge/freezer that will increase anybody in the swag level of anyone in a 400m radius by 9000%
Chad:"Yo did you here Zane got a fridge lock"
Brad: "yeh he has so much swag now"
The gridlock that occurs when there's a cop driving on the highway and no one will pass it.
Why is every single car driving 60 mph on the highway -- even in the fast lane?
Dude -- there's a cop up front. It's cop lock.