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Texas Oyster

The Texas Oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately ejaculate into one of the women's eyes and direct the other female to suck the ejaculate out of there like an oyster.

I came in that tricks eye and made my bottom bitch give her a Texas Oyster.

by Tucker Rosemont November 4, 2013

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Oyster Swipe

When you are swiping a female and u pull out and then swipe into an oyster shell with the oyster still in it and then the female slurps up that oyster swipe.

U know u have a seasoned female when her line in reference to an oyster swipe is, "Pass me some lemon and Tabasco for this oyster swipe."

by The Calfinator April 19, 2008

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prairie oyster

1. a hog ball. Sometimes the testicle is from a cow. Sometimes called Mountain Oysters. A delicacy in the southern states of the United States, and maybe other regions of America too. Not well known in the Midwest.

2. a country music band from Canada that formed in 1974 and continues on to this day. They've scored some hits in Canada and the U.S.A.. They've been awarded many Juno awards (Canada's version of the Grammies).

1. when I was 17 me, my sister and my parents went on a long vacation, going to Texas and many other states. One day we stayed at my aunt's and uncle's place in Memphis. Some of us went to a local grocery store after visiting Mud Island. On top of some freezers there were several Mason jars filled with purplish pickling juice, at the bottom of each jar was a big, white globular mass. A sign in front of the jars said that they contained prairie oysters. I've eaten many exotic animal meats (bison, elk, alligator, shark, octopus, rattlesnake to list a few) and I've found them to be delicious. But I don't think I can ever eat pig gonads. I got my limits.

2. a few years ago I was in a music store in either Mississaugua or maybe in northern Toronto. I saw a Prairie Oyster album in the bins. I asked these two Canadian chicks who worked there if they knew what a "prairie oyster" was in some parts of America. They didn't know, so I told them, that and the fact that some people EAT them. That really grossed them out.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 15, 2007

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polish oysters

popcorn, specifically that served at a large party with polish shrimp (corn twisters)

We were strapped for cash, so we offered our guests polish shrimp and polish oysters

by offensive otis December 11, 2009

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prarie oyster

a raw egg mixed with a shot of worcestershire sauce, ketchup, vinegar and pepper used to cure hangovers.

the first time i ever heard of the term was in the 1972 film "cabaret"...which is waaaayyy better than any stupid fkin anime.

a prarie oyster will cure even the most sinister hangovers.

by Daisy McJuniper April 16, 2005

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bush oyster

After a male has ejaculated inside a female, the night after another male performs oral sex on the same female

Next time i will be eating the bush oyster , kilpatrick sighed powak

by boydski41 October 17, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


prairie oyster

Cow testicals. In some cultures, people eat cow testicals and they are considered a delicacy

Tom: "MMM, these prairie oysters are good."
Jerry: "I can't be your friend if you eat cow testicals."

by swisschalet April 28, 2006

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