The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton
“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”
Royal naval slag for getting paralytic drunk
Let’s get paddy kerr’d tonight
Two retard inbred wank stains that like to peg each other and butt fuck each other paddy loves cum and lar loves cumming deep inside paddy paddy lives in a scrap yard and lar lives up paddys arse paddy's shaves his arse hair and puts it on bread while lar just likes his with a bit of salt they both love cock and ball torture but paddy's loves to out pens up his arse
Did you see lar and paddy riding last night I hear paddy moan from bansha!
A strategy person who refuses to get with the times and instead tries to do other people out of a job by reinventing the world.
Somebody who is innately ANTI-DIGITAL and tries to sneekily recruit followers to this path.
Have you just heard about that underhand tactic by that strat paddy to recruit new followers?
paddy pedo is a person that hides in bushes or trees and will be a pedo he also gives you nonsense maths work that nobody can do we don’t like paddy
person 1: hey do u see that in the trees
person 2: omg yeah what is it ?
person 1: ITS PADDY PEDO