Random
Source Code
Random
a group made by jopede, who is the greatest leader on earth. this group fights noobs and trash talking bums
“What’s that in the distance?”
“Oh shit. It’s the guard panthers”
1👍 8👎
Turning a normal mad monday into a complete mess of a day where women cant be spoken to and if they try to make contact they get spat on. Barking at everyone an everything. Performing gang-bangs, emptying fridges over balconies, break and enter, smashing walls, chairs and an other object. Stealing a kilo of salami and chicken. Listening to emotional music then skulling beers. Not taking off ur footy clothes from the day before. And bringing back the crowds to park footy.
Why is that man barking at a potplant??
Oh it must be Panthers Mad Monday!!!
Why is there a cock in each of my holes and hands??
Oh he must be a Panther on his mad monday!!!
Why are you throwing everything out of my fridge??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday!!!!
Why did you just spit on me??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday so fuck off slut!!!
2👍 2👎
A sexy dark haired female in her prime that usually wears all black and tall heels. This creature is fierce, sleek, and cunning. Be careful with this kind of big cat however, if you fuck with her she'll cut you!
"Oh that chick Lina is hot she's Black Panther though I wouldn't she'll rip your heart out with her cat like claws"
2👍 32👎
literally a green panther; what else could it be?
Check out that green panther over there! It's Green!
1👍 13👎
a dare so extreme, if you do not perform this dare, you will come off as a pussy, and generally hated by society.
{This is used by 6 year olds, and under.. i know this, cuz i made it up when i was 6}
"I black panther dare you to write penis on his window!!"
"Nooo!"
"Whats wrong, are you scared?"
-chicken noise-
-random mature person-
"wow, you losers are so immature. grow up and act your age"
4👍 12👎
When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.
Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."
53👍 7👎
A farel mystical beast. Breed in the ominious dark of night, a creature half lizard, half cat escaped from the most foul depths of purgatory. With a fang so black and wicked it roams the South Side, causing tooth decay upon the innocent. As legend tells, if you can tame the brute he will spin you gold teeth from dental floss.
I crossed the Dead Tooth Dragon Panther, luckily I had some whiskey and like half a pack of cigs. He purred like a baby kitty and weaved me up this sick mouth piece. He is actually a pretty cool guy, were gonna hang sometime.