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A form of abuse since it shields your child from reality and prevents them from having a social life
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Can ez be bypassed with a vpn
"mAyBe wE wIlL tAkE offF uR pArEnTaL CoNtROl iF yOu tOuCh gRAss" - Abusive parent.
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When two guys have slept with the same girl at different times and both have impregnated that same girl. The girl does not have to carry the baby to full term for the guys to be Eskimo parents.
Ryan: hey man she looks bored
Sean: lol want me to send her a dick pic
Ryan: you know who that is right? It's hayley
Sean: yeah lol
Ryan: what if you had sex with her
Sean: then we would be eskimo brothers again
Ryan: ...but then like what if you got her pregnant...then what would we be
Sean:......
Ryan:...ESKIMO PARENTS!
Odin being a shitty parent to both Loki and Thor
Odins a+ parenting is the reason Loki became a villan.
Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
Parents that hover over their children, hawkishly "helping" them face the college learning scenario. It is debated whether or not parents that hover are good or bad for their child's overall development.
Jan: Are Jane's helicopter parents back in town this weekend?
Judy: Do you really have to ask that question? They're ALWAYS in town for the weekend.
Jan: Poor, poor Jane.
Jan and Judy weep for Jane's sad existence.
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Asian parents consume themselves with getting their child into an Ivy League, compare their child to other children, and/or act strictly toward their children. For example, asian parents typically sign their children up for summer school without their child's knowledge or consent, only to tell their children the day before that they must attend the summer school that they were signed up for. They are characterized but not limited to parents of asian descent.
Scott: "Sorry I could not see that movie yesterday. My parents made me stay home because they were scared I was going to party too much. Instead, they made me stay home and work on my Harvard application for eight hours."
Jeff: "Wow. Too bad you have asian parents. We had a great time yesterday."
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A step parent is someone who assumes the role of parent, is married to one of the biological parents, and is not a biological parent. Sometimes this person is more of a parent to the child than the biological parent, sometimes this person is not.
My biological dad's fourth wife is my step mother. The guy I call dad is my biological mother's second husband.
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