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the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.
The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*
July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence
Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
A woman that you do not like romantically or personally, that you still date because you are physically compatible.
My female partner is not a girlfriend.
Aka. P.T.S.P.; When an individual will sleep with people; regardless of whether or not they are romantically involved with them
Brandon will sleep with people regardless of whether or not he is dating them. He has a partner tolerant sexual preference.
A person named Eden who is taken by someone named Ellie.
Look, there's Ellie's partner.