A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well
Girl 1: ew who’s that?
Girl 2: that dude with the big nose? Oh yeah that’s patrick!
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Patrick is a very sweet guy, he will always care for your well-being. He is hot as fuck, and doesn't play with a girls mind. he is great at sports, and is a workout freak. I wish i could date him because he is so caring and melts your heart
Are you okay?
Yea Patrick came and talked with me
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A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls
I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big
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A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.
You're Patrick for thinking that.
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thinks he is so smart with that ugly face and unibrow
don't be so rude to girls bitch and maybe he wouldnt have had this definition
patrick would be loyal if he weren't so cocky
needs to get a reality check and realize who the fuck he is dealing with.
bitch fight back/
think your so tough.
your so proud of yourself
GETALIFE!
Patrick is obsessed with his body
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Patrick is a star fish on sponge bob and so patrick is another word for asshole.
Man that nasty bitch licked my Patrick clean!!!!
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girl 1: wow Patricks a real piece of shit
Girl 2: yay i know right!
girl 1: LOL
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