Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick

Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!

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border patrol

A gay man who goes after only Latino boys.

"Border Patrol is going to love it here with all the Brazilian boys running around"

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ski patrol

Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).

cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok

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nerd patrol

A nerdly group of younglings that slouch about adjacent to a window.

That nerd patrol is mighty nerdy with their mud and tic tacs

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Doom Patrol

A group of people who wreak havoc on online games, such as RuneScape and Club Penguin. They are pretty much a S.W.A.T team, but less equip and physical.

Example 1:

Ugh, this place is so boring without Doom Patrol here.

Example 2:

Person 1: "Man, our clan sure got wrecked."

Person 2: "Yeah, Doom Patrol is clearly the elite force."

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sloozie patrol

n. A pack of attractive, athletic males hunting for groups of loosely dressed females who generally lack self-respect, morals, and/or common values. Most often found working social environments such as nightclubs, "downtown", 5th ave's, etc.

"We goin out tonight, son?"

"Fo sho kid, sloozie patrol is in full effect tonight. Let's do work! ...Shots?"

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boner patrol

a group of males having sex with one female make up the boner patrol
The males involved in "running a train" on a female

G: Karla's in the other room waiting on us
D: Are we bringin the whole boner patrol on her ass?
G: Yeah, Mike, Rick, and Dylan are on their way.

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