My Peaches

The struggle of trying to sell your peaches in a twitch chat of identify crisis

xStill_Infamous: Belle can I sell my peaches?
Belle: I DON’T CARE ABOUT PEACHES WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

weak peach

A weak peach is the weakest boy or girl you know. If you call somebody a weak peach, you really think the person is not on shit & wasting yo time.

Kyra is a weak peach

boosy peach

Boosy peach can be used as another way for calling someone a dumbass/retard.

"Johns being a real boosy peach right now"

peach snapper

Generally a male who wears a white Tommy Bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. He spends his time stealing the anal virginities of men and women alike.

Collin: My asshole hurts...
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!

puffy peach

The female verison of blue balls. Happens when a lady gets all hot and bothered and never gets a follow through.

The name is based on a woman's goods that get puffy and swollen when aroused.

"Amanda and I were getting ready to get it on last night when we were interrupted, she's probably got a bad case of the puffy peach because she knows it woulda been so good."

"He thinks blue balls suck, try walking around with a puffy peach."

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Lovely peaches

Just some 19 year old who flashed Malu Trevejo and skai Jackson,sent a 30 year old to r8pe Charli D’amelio, twerks on Instagram and gets fucked on live. She also eats her own shit and period blood.

Person 1: who was the girl that flashed Malu?
Person 2: lovely peaches

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Eat a peach

Slang term for cunnilingus, or, the oral stimulation of the female genetalia.

Or more simply, eating a girl out.

"Me and my girlfriend are gonna go home now."
"What for?"
"Well, I'm hungry, so I thought I'd go eat a peach"

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