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When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.
After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.
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Fucking amazing band that most people cant justify hating them without using childish names and homophobic slurs...
hater: Pearl jam are a bunch of fucking faggot shit-eaters
fan: Um... no they are one of the most influental acts of the last decade.
hater: Watever you fudgepacking cocksucker...
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When a man ejaculates on a women's neck
She didnt want to swallow so I gave her a pearl necklace.
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The result of a man humping between a partner's ass cheeks (or withdrawing at the height of anal sex) and shooting his hot reward. The charming scene of a warm sticky load of cum on and about the lower back and crack.
She's not much for swallowing, but she'll sport a pearl necklace in style. Last night, I surprised her with a pearl panty. She wore it like a queen, and called her sister in to show off!
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Fake pearl are fake pearl necklaces worn by scene kids. They are really long, not like a choker or anything. They're long on purpose, so you can see it. Is usually worn over a brightly colored top or over their polka dot dresses.
Scene kids always wear fake pearls. They're really long, the pearls are usually huge, and they have this cheap look to them, trashy not elegant. Just look at the scene kids on Myspace, almost every scene kid will have a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face wearing fake pearls.
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An adaptation of the glorious pearl necklace with a twist! After completing anal coitus the male participant removes his penis and ejaculates on the neckline of their partner. Thus, completing the Dirty Pearl.
Ben ripped his throbbing penis out of Bethany's ass and came on her neck giving her a dirty pearl.
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when you are titty fucking or getting a blow job and you cum, obviously not in the chicks mouth but on her chest and neck. it drips down the side and creates something looking like a pearl necklace made of cum.
"i hope he enjoyed it...i had to clean up that damn pearl necklace"
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