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He is an enormous douchebag who loves penis for breakfast because he has a small penis . Sometimes he is so fcking annoying and people just want to kill that cunt . He is the worst person you could ever know!
Danny-"Whats his disease?"
Phil-"People call that "Pedro Ribeiro" "
Danny-"Sounds disgusting"
Phil-"Yeah, indeed..."
Pedro is cooler defines the person 'Pedro' who has a huge amount of swag. He is much cooler than the average person and often denies it as he is humble. If you happen to meet a Pedro is cooler guy you should keep him forever as they're a rare breed.
"Look I'm not cooler than you ok?"
"Yes you are! Pedro is cooler!!"
A Snitch who tells a guy/Usually his brother about jerking off in a forest
You Bro You hear that guy is a down syndrome pedro No way bro
someone who is heartbroken by a girl
Pedro bumgarner was arguing with his girl then she blocked him and never unblocked him
To abandon your friends after promising them you'll be somewhere
Also can be used if your friend leaves the lads earlier than expected in order to chin you all off for a 6/10.
*thinking that your mate will let you down by not turning up at the pub after turning all coms off to hang out with a six out of ten instead (in reality a five like Chinderella)
Andy: This stinks of a Pedroing
Godders: Agreed
*After being let down again by your mate:
Robbie: We've definitely been royally Pedro'd here.
A mythical magical person who is a master of vanishing, being sick and not working
Want to pull “The Pedro” this work weekend and fly to Costa to drink with Ed