pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

Blendy Pens

when two males sword fight and they connect tips, they must push forward until one mans sword inverts creating a blendy pen.

Did you hear John and Matthew played blendy pens. Yeah I guess johns trans now

squirrel pen

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

Valerie Pen

Valerie is a type of girl who loves to play around, she is kind and moody, all around she is a type of girl who can be just like a mermaid but then a flaming demon, Perverted too, she has many sides and many storied and the man in her life, better watch out. She is a rebel too some may call her the devil and those are all true so watch out when you met a Valerie she is nice but don't get her mad!! and Over dramatic is a understatement!!!

Why do you have to be such a Valerie Pen?
Valerie Pen is something you shouldn't be!!!

Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.

Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix

doink pen

A wax pen / weed pen / marijuana inhalation device

Gets you totally doinked.

"ay bro, can i hit your doink pen?"

reefer pen

A vape thats filled with that funny stuff. Also known as a dab pen.

Hey, wanna hit of this reefer pen? It’ll make ya feel real good.