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While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.
How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?
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An Iranian woman who thinks she's the most beautiful person in the room. She lives in Beverly Hills, Brentwood, or Encino, talks in a sing-song voice, is always ready with a fake smile for the aunties and she sneers at you if you don't drive a late-model German or Italian luxury car. When interacting with other Iranians she pretends to be a virgin but everyone at the club knows she'll open her legs for any black dude that talks like a thug or any white dude that pretends to be a DJ. She dates an Iranian surgeon ten years older than her and she tells him she's saving her virginity for marriage. He doesn't know she's had 3 abortions and the last time she had dinner with him and his parents, she had stranger seed running down her legs. On FB she has the typical "perfect girl" head-tilt pose and on Pornchub she has multiple videos where she's wasted AF letting random frat bros take turns on her.
My friend: Dude don't even approach that Persian Princess. She's way out of your league.
Me: HAHA! Naw dude, Ima just walk up on her and say, "Yo I'm DJ Poon, bitch. Where you stay at?"
My friend: That shit works?
Me: Shit yeah. A Persian Princess can't resist a poser. I'll throw some ASL shit at her and she'll think it's gang signs and next thing you know I'm all up inside her like I'm a plumber cleaning out her drainholes
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GD gangs in Persia called Persian Gangsta disciples, also known as PGD, now King reza remiX ( lil Rag ) is their leader.
persian pride member : hell yeah we tha best 'n' we bouta kill ya biatch!
Persian Gangsta Disciples member : hell naw sucka ! umma kill you bitch
( persian pride member point his gun at PGD member's face )
PGD member : nigga what ? u wonna kill me ? iight
( PGD member whistles & 10 other PGDs comes )
( Gun shots )
( persian Pride member died )
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Any floor covering made of natural materials such as wool, normally used as a decoration in both traditional and modern settings.
A beautiful collection of fine Persian carpets and Oriental rugs, Persian Oriental rugs, Wool area rugs at Rug Firm
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The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!
John: Gross
The act of a male getting a blow job from a female. The male is standing over her with his Penis in her mouth. With each ball on an eye of the females face. Thus, Persian Sand Goggles.
Jenny: So I was with Rob last night& he asked me to give him head.
Michelle: Did he let you wear the Persian Sand Goggles?!
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A TV show aired in the late 80s. The main character is Metaxia, who gets called a perisan cat. thinking the person doesn't like her. But what she didn't know, was it was a warning sign because she turned into one! It might sound like a comedy but it is sad drama. Its like one of those shows were they turn into vampires.
"I hate being a PERSIAN CAT. I wanna go back please! Oh Lord please!' is a line in the show, Metaxia the Persian Cat.
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