the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.
Hey it's Peyton B Selvaggio, he looks tired. Did he sleep last night?
A teenager who goes to Gibault. He's very smart and athletic!
Peyton Schaefer is a good man.
The most handsome mother fucker alive. He usually dates asian bitches. one of them cheated on him 3 times.
I feel bad that Peyton Duncan’s girlfriend cheated on him
When you don’t brush your tongue and your tongue dirty ahh hell
Nah shawty we cant makeout, i have Peyton Tongue
they are shy and quiet, but once you get to meet them they can be really funny and goofy. They are also pretty and get a lot of compliments.
Peyton Britton's are so nice!
An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!
"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"