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photo mom

Is a mother who spends more time taking pictures of their children then they do actually spending quality time of their children. Then posting 10,000 fun family photos that they didnt actually involve themselves in.

Beth is such a Photo Mom, did you see the latest in Walmart poses?

by Your Pissed off Daughter November 30, 2013


photo bomb

Jumping into an unsuspecting person photo, referring to like how a bomb would drop on unsuspecting people, hence the name.

Photographer: 3...2...1...chee-
Photo bomber: *jumps in frame*
Photographer: hey man! you just photo bombed our picture!
Photo bomber: and I'll do it again

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022


Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"

Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O

by DA-WOODY November 8, 2010


photo hobo

One who does not look as good in person as they do in their Instagram photos.

Damn, I am such a photo hobo. The Minnesota Lynx mascot on the other hand...

by theonlywnbafan January 17, 2018


Photo Donging

Akin to photo bombing but requires visible DONG!

Did you see David Photo Donging in Tanner’s baseball photo?

by Dorkboy November 12, 2021


Developing Photos

is the one thing all guys want from girls!!! they think about it when they "clean their toom"

Patrick wants to be Developing Photos with Nicole.

by Home Skillet!!!!!! January 23, 2009


Cock Day Photo

world day of send dick pick to our friend, of u want screen it, and rate the Dick.

cock day photo Meana: Send a picture of your dick to your friends who ask for it.

by azzeee October 4, 2020