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toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.

Joe Biden is a toad poker.

by Bob 72 May 21, 2021


pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022


The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh

I pulled the joker poker on her last night

by Evil492 April 25, 2021


the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol

Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !

by Wizdee April 19, 2011


butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 22, 2023


Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 30, 2014


striplexia poker

Playing poker as usual, except you get naked to start out the game and first one dressed wins.

So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!

by unsloppy February 4, 2018