hymen police

The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.

Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"

(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!

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fuck the police

When you don't like the police so you show them whats up by shovin a foot up there ass, oink oink piggy mothafucka.

Wow, I just got busted for possesion, a couple crack rocks, and a couple grams of 'dro, fuck the police.

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Mask Police

A person who yells at other people in public for not wearing a mask or for not wearing it over your nose.

(Girl walks in a store with the mask not fully over her nose.)
Mask Police:WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE! PULL IT UP! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME COVID!!!!!!
Girl: shut up mask police.

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pig/police

A type of pig with feet and hands and a gun that most definitely would be used to kill a innocent black person aka the worlds most disgusting animal to be known

“Hey see that pig/police I can sense it’s heavy breathing from here”

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but also a police

Is said of someone who is something, but also a police. One could be anything, such as a pizza delivery guy, and still also be a police.

So there's this guy, right, he's a pizza delivery guy, but also a police.

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police academy

Quite possible the best movie series ever.

Hey, have you seen Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow?

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Police Officer

1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.

2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.

3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.

Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.

"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."

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