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American Politics

An absolute shitshow where other peoples opinions are spat on and fake news and media spread like wildfire; where bad stereotypes and riots and bullshit about helping the lower class or what not. It's like no one cares about each other here if you just think differently, why can't we all just get along and discuss things in peace without shaming the opposition? When can we stop lying to people about other parties and just let them decide? Anyways don't engage in it or publicly speak about it or else you'll probably get screamed at by a hillbilly or a Karen. Or maybe its just stereotypes and you might get in a peaceful chat with a stranger about each others ideologies? Eh, who am I kidding, this is The United States ffs no one cares about each other but themselves.

American Politics is the definition of cancer and the politicians don't give a shit and just force feed us lies

by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021

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green politics

Derived from 'green envy'; a political stance based upon envy of anyone earning more than the commentator regardless of skill or ability. Perception by some that politicians are all freeloaders and worthless so not entitles to a reasonable rate of remuneration.
The 'green' may or may not be a reference to the 'greenback' US $.

Nothing to do with the environment.

Q: So, how is it that Mr.Xyz is worth Β£65k pa ($100,000)?

He only sits there and votes occasionally.
A: That's just green politics because no one thinks you are worth that much!

by MoLincs July 23, 2010


Political Dumbass

(Noun) Someone who creates Urban Dictionary definitions about politics in the US. These people typically think they're funny, or that anyone actually cares.

Bill: I'm so sick of these Vokeflakes complaining that Biden won the election.
Bob: Shut up you fucking political dumbass

by Coriux March 14, 2021


Political Science

The psychological manipulation of large masses of people in order to gain power, wealth, and control individuals, in order to satisfy one's self-centered sense of entitlement and greed.

Politicians use of half-truths and lies on sensitive issues which divide the public are examples of political science at work.

by R1c0c4et July 29, 2018

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political tribalism

A term that describes the underlying and sometimes secret loyalties that exist in politics, beyond the public eye.

The truth of political tribalism runs like a thread through the relationships of those in power; with Republicans right now, it’s primarily belief in white supremacy that drives the party and their devotion to 45.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

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White&Polite

The 2 criteria that must be met in order to have a chance at getting out of a traffic ticket, or really any minor run-in with the Man.

I got pulled over doing 58 in a 35... cop gave me a warning though. Only cause I was white&polite.

by s*M*A*S*H August 15, 2009

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Politically Blonde

Pertaining to a Blonde Woman who has run for a political office, such as Commissioner, Mayor or President. A Smart Blond Woman going up against the political grain. Considered by society a dumb blond judged by her looks. The Politically Blonde Woman wears Plenty of pink.

Is this Legally Blond out of her mind thinking she can win an election?

Does this Politically Blonde chic think she can change the system?

Political Barbie must have shopped in the Barbie aisle.

by HonorandFaith December 10, 2012

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