Press z

Another word used to answer any question asked. Orginates from a Nintendo 64 controller.

Person: how do i change my name in the game?
answer: Press z
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Person: fuck, i can't get past this mission!
answer: press z!!!

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Press Pause

Telling a person to stop or hold on until you come back or finish what you are dong. You have to use your fingers when you tell them also. So hold up your index and middle fingers like this: 11 (looks like the pause signal on your mp3 player).

Person 1: So I know you wanted to talk me about...
Person 2: Press Pause (while doing the hand signal) I need to go to the bathroom.

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french press

A masturbation technique where the "whacking" hand is turned backwards (thumb towards the balls, pinkie towards the head). While rubbing one out, you can also get a rigorous tricep workout.

I was doing the "french press" while watching this porno last night and my right tricep is looking ripped today.

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hydraulic press

the art of sitting on someones face with an absolute HEFT of an ass

Sirene: girlie i just hydraulic pressed the life out of this dude!

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Press Out

When two people use their upper body strength to push the other person over.

Your slim jim lookin self cannot win a press out.

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Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.

Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.

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pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

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