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Apply Pressure to the Wound is a word used in a minor sense by protesters and political activists. It is generally used in a country where they are protesting one of its allies or trade partners behaviours - for example, Australia to China, or Canada to the United States.
Protester: Apply Pressure to the Wound!
Politician: Ah screw 'em, where's 'at coal lobbyist who's been bribin' me?
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Also known as BHPS.
A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.
The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.
The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.
For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.
This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.
Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.
The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.
There wasn't.
It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.
Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
When your getting hard
Yo babe I'm building up air pressure
(SIPP)
Feeling obligated to do something because everyone else is doing it, unlike normal peer pressure this all occurs in the head and is a very difficult thing to deal with.
Friend 1"Oh hey look at Jack he smoked weed for once"
Friend 2"Poor kid, He must be doing it because of Self Induced Peer Pressure"
When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.
Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties
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The All Round Pressure Club is an exclusive fraternity enjoyed by gentlemen who have their Brown Wings.
The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.
Lew: Hey Jerry that was some fucking row coming from your apartment last night. I thought someone was being murdered. What the fuck was going on?
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.
"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.
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