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A cursed land of the most dramatic, crappy and shitty people and education. Mrs.Deema the girl's supervisor also known as pain in the ass, her words of wisdom are "HABIBTI or SABITAAA". And we have Mrs.Sally the most dramatic yet the most annoying person you'll ever meet. The education described as shit or nonsensical/non-existent. People there are basically snakes, everyone there is not in the right state of mind. The only thing you might enjoy is Volleyball, where you get all your anger out by hitting a ball so hard thinking it's Mrs.Deema's face. And then we have the most famous person, Mr.Ashraf also known for the most loudest and fattest creature on earth.
And finally, we have our science teacher(not all grades). The most retarted teacher in all Abudhabi. Not only she doesn't know how to teach, she doesn't know how to speak or control the class, her classes are basically free but once you get her quizzes, Allah y3enek "may god help you". She bring her questions from her behind.
Al Dhafra Private School is popularly know for the all the snakes and fake people.
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Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:
1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
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When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.
Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?
No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.
Oh, right.
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A phrase used to compare something, even when they aren't movie related.
Coined after Grantland writer Bill Simmons used it when reviewing the movie The Lone Survivor. Readers then made fun of him by using it in their email questions.
Ex: This is the best Patriots team since Saving Private Ryan.
That's the hottest girl since Saving Private Ryan.
Dude, you're the worst driver since Saving Private Ryan.
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When it becomes very obvious that a female went to a private school rather than a state school...via fellatio.
Man, she was cool until that private school blow job came down.
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A private company consisting of highly-trained soldiers of former military special forces such as British SAS or U.S. Delta Force, that are hired by corporations all over the world to provide VIP protection details and are responsible for foreign intelligence, maritime reconnaissance, and guerilla warfare.
A PMC was deployed to Russia yesterday.
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The coolest membership club you’ll ever join. Featuring pyjamas, NFTs and a community of owls that just DGAF.
Are you a member of Private Jet Pyjama Party? No man… I couldn’t afford to mint and now membership costs more than a Lambo
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