usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
It’s where gay people use there imaginary willys to make a important promise to there gay friends
Gay man 1: u sure ur okay
Gay man 2:yeah
Gay man 1: u winky promise?
"I'll be BACK."
I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".
When a man has sex with there partner and makes a promise while being inside them
James dick promise me that he will buy me some flowers
a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend
bestfriend promise? yes
broke the promise{
lost a best friend
a best friend promise is the strongest promise you will ever make with your best friend.. if you break a best friend promise with your best friend and break it you have also broken a friendship, don’t break a best friend promise if that’s the last thing to do. you will loose a best friend.
best friend promise? yes
breaks promise
looses a best friend
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