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proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.

Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.

by The bushleaguers March 04, 2016


proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016


Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

by iwebu August 13, 2014


Eye Proof

When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.

Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.

Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.

Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.

by trashtalkasias March 17, 2022


Bullet Proof

Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets

Bullet Proof before the coup

by MineOwedWu's July 16, 2021


Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo February 05, 2018


proof day

April 11th is Proof Day, to honor the life of Deshaun "Proof" Holton.

paul: it's proof day, so lets pour one out for the homie, proof

by dajinco December 06, 2024