A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.
Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.
a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home
Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.
Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.
When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.
Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.
Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.
Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.
Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets
Bullet Proof before the coup
Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.
A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!
April 11th is Proof Day, to honor the life of Deshaun "Proof" Holton.
paul: it's proof day, so lets pour one out for the homie, proof